I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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