hell yes lets make some ravioli
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Randomize
