Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
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Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
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I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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