who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
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