no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
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We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
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you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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