How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Randomize
