Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
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Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Semen is not good for contacts.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
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Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
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