Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
I think my vagina is haunted
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
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med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
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DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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