Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
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