you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
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