She went from zero to smokin in five shots
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
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Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
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Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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