This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
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Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
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Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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