I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
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Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
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He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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