Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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