This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
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On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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