Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
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Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
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I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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