If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
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last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
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I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
We need a shit load of segways right now
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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