I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
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and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
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He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Never underestimate the power of titties
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
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