Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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