So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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