dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
Randomize
