UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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