I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
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sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
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Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
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