So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
