Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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