Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
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Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
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I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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