For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
I touched a dick in church today
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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