Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
I love having hate sex.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
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it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
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I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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