Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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