Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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