are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
How's work?
Spinning.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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