I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
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Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
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Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
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