The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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