just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
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How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
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I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
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