Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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