we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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