Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
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At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
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Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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