her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
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