That's intense
I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
It's Friday. Sex?
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
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She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
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I need you to use more vowels.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
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I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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