Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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