Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
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what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
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i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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