He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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