i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I made him laugh his dick is mine
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
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