Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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