i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Just made out with a pet sitter. His biz card says "even hamsters". Lowest point in my life.
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
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please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
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I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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