i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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