In all seriousness though I just found out the dog pissed in my bed it'd be nice to crash somewhere other than my couch while my piss soaked bedding is in the washer
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
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too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
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im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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