I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
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I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
My breasts were aching with rage.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
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I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
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