Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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