Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
You smell like a Billy Joel song
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
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They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
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It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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