If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
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so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
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My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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