I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Two words: nipple clamps
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