she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
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Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
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Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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