Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Dude I just picked up a married chick while her husband was playing pool.
What do you mean you picked her up? How are you gonna leave the bar?
I didn't. I fucked her in the men's room. Come get me before he finds out.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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