I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
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