Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
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It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
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Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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