well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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