Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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